Baxter, cuddling on my lap after just waking up: Is it a school day or a stay at home day?
Me: It’s a school day. And we’re having oatmeal for breakfast.
Baxter: Do you mean, oatmeal cookies?
Me: No, just oatmeal.
Baxter: Just PLAIN oatmeal.
Me: Well, we can put things in it, like blueberries or cranberries…
Baxter: …or strawberries! But of course not MILK.
The Thing With The Stuff 