1. Wake up
2. Immediately cough and realize your throat hurts a lot.
3. Cry due to pain and confusion about why there is pain.
4. Ask Mommy with a confused, pained look about why you feel like shit.
5. Realize Mommy isn’t making it better but is instead taking a picture of you crying.
6. Relent, nurse some, and feel a little better.
The Thing With The Stuff 