Baxter: “Mom, I wish I was you.”
Me: “You do? Why?”
Baxter: “Because I like your sunglasses. Because I like red, and I also like white!”
Me: “And you like polka dots?”
Baxter: “Yes!”
An effective way to ask to wear someone else’s sunglasses:
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