Friday’s edition of Cute Things Baxter Says

 

  1. Mama, a purple fig tastes like the inside of a tree that is growing.
  2. (Agreeing about the need to be safe) Yeah, because you don’t want to die short.
  3. Mama, you’re so, so big. You’re like a giant volcano that doesn’t shoot hot lava. And that’s good.
  4. I’m so exhaus-perated.
  5. Mama, amn’t I so cute?

Published by Andrea Middleton

Currently at Reddit, I spent 10 years as a community organizer on the WordPress open source project. I'm also an avid reader, wine enthusiast, and parent of two.

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