Mama, you’re WordPress, right?
(laughing) Kind of. Me and a lot of other people, honey.
A lot of other people and you and Aunt Jen, right?
Yes, that’s right.
I wish Aunt Jen could live in our house. Because her is my so-nice Aunt Jen. And I love her.
Well, she loves you a lot too.
Maybe Daddy could build her a bed here, and her could sleep on it at our house! And her could sleep over! (thoughtful pause) Does she live in Portland?
Yes.
Good. Can you send her a picture of me? Cheese!